i’m very sorry for making you aware of your own blinking at this moment
so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.
there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair
Or running their fingers down your back.
Unless you thought you were alone.
And now, the weather.
(Source: wheazley, via you-may-sneer-or-dissapear)
Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.
-Richard Pryor (via cool4thought)
(Source: notesfromarmageddon, via you-may-sneer-or-dissapear)